The randomness of my brain...

Originally from myspace

I get an e-mail for the IDEA convention in DC.

Simple thing right?
Here's how I lost an hour of my life to that e-mail:

Click the website to see what IDEA is..
(Derailment 1)See they have special rates at the hilton.. wonder how much
check prices, see they have a visitors guide (Derailment 2)
oh .. George washingtons house has tour of the gristmill...
(Derailment 3) What's a gristmill?
oh it's used to make flour... (derailment 3A, flour is made from wheat grain... What's grain? 3 parts:bran, germ and endosperm) what exactly is graham flour (Derailment 4)
oh, invented by Reverend graham, from Bound Brook New Jersey!
used in the graham diet... what's that? (Derailment 5)
Graham Bread, and Crackers, and other things to prevent masturbation...
how do you make greaham crackers? (Derailment 6)
no luck on a recipie for graham crackers but I found a nice recipie for brown graham crack bread with raisins......
(Derailment 7) ponder how I got so far from the beginning, and blog about it.

Spam really does waste time and money....
holy crap.

-AllenKll


ORIGINAL COMMENTS:

Feisty Jackson	You have ADD. I mean, so do I... but you definitely ALSO do. Come visit me again soon. :) I miss you! Also, I watched one of the pre-season Devils games (against the Rangers, where all those people got injured) and now I see why everyone hates them. It is because the Rangers are dickfaces. Posted by Feisty Jackson on Sep 24, 2007 4:51 AM

Allen

It's true... they suck ass... Posted by Allen on Sep 24, 2007 10:43 PM