Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!!

Here are some simple phrases I came across on the internet to help you better learn chinese:

   * Did you go to the beach?.............Wai Yu So Tan?
   * I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
   * I think you need a face lift...........Chin Tu Fat
   * It's very dark in here..................Wai So Dim?
   * I Thought you were on a diet......Wai Yu Mun Ching?
   * This is a tow away zone................No Pah King
   * Our meeting was rescheduled.........Wai Yu Kum Nao?
   * That's not right!....................Sum Ting Wong
   * Are you harboring a fugitive?.......Hu Yu Hai Ding?
   * See me ASAP................................Kum Hia
   * Stupid Man!................................Dum Gai!
   * Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
   * Staying out of sight....................Lei Ying Lo
   * He's cleaning his automobile.........He Wa Shing Ka
   * Your body odor is offensive...........Yu Stin Ki Pu
   * Did that monkey throw something?.......Hu Flung Pu?

Hmm.. maybe it's more... like Chinglish... Practice anyway.. there will be a quiz.