New Old Blogs

Or maybe old New blogs... Either way, I'm consolidating my Melo, Myspace, and LJ all into this one blog, all with the original times and dates, so if you've never read them, happy digging, otherwise, you probably don't care too much.

-AllenKll

RIP George C.

My Life is in the middle of a complete breakdown. A Cancelled flight, A Stolen car, A Towed car, A Speeding ticket, bounced checks, An exploding lobster, etc.
But today instead of being completely selfish, I want to pay tribute to one more thing in my life that just fell apart:

Yesterday George Carlin died.

I was big fan of George, and had seen him in person a couple of times. I adored his satirical view of the world, and how he made me think about the simplest things in a whole new way.
A Renaissance man, he commented about any and everything. "Taboo" was not in his extensive vocabulary.

I wonder who will be able to fill his shoes, I don't know of a comedian today that has the balls to say the stuff he did, nor of one that can deliver with his special sort of deadpan.

This ones for you, George; you will be missed.

"Shit,
Piss,
Fuck,
Cunt,
Cocksucker,
Motherfucker,
Tits"

God Bless the internet.

-AllenKll

Heroes! ....... ORLY?

This CNN Article claims that the boy scouts that set up a triage station after a tornado struck are "heroes." WTF? They are trained to do that. "Be Prepared," is the boy scout motto. They practice first aid, survival skills, etc. They did what they were told to do. Does this make them a hero?

So let me see... I'm trained to solder. So if I solder something, that makes me a hero? Bull shit. It makes me responsible.

Let's see... Firefighters are trained to fight fires. So, if they put one out are they a hero? no. If a firefighter runs in to a burning building and saves a baby, is he then a hero? yes.

Why? What's the difference? Well, as far as I can tell firefighters aren't trained to run into buildings to save people. It's just something they do if they feel it is right.

So applying this to the boy scouts. If some average joes (not boy scouts) set up a triage station to treat injured people. are they heroes? Maybe... more so than the boyscouts.

That doesn't seem to be a good explanation... Let's try this one:
Being a hero requires more those above simple tasks. I think that it requires unnecessary risk of personal injury. In this case, the tornado was over. They were helping the cleanup. No heroism there.

Had a boy run out from the shelter to grab another boy who had fallen and was frozen in fear as the tornado approached, he would be a hero.

Further I don't like the way CNN billed the story. They tried to make it out as if the 4 boys that died were the heroes. When all they did was... uhm... nothing; they died. It's not until you read the whole article till you see what they actually meant.

So another set of disorganized brain dumpings. I'm just too pissed and too lazy to edit it. But if I did, would I be a hero?

Birth of the Buffalo wing

That's right boys and girls... I made it to the anchor bar, birthplace of "Buffalo Wings" Here, of course, in buffalo, they call wings, or chicken wings. And they are everything I hoped they would be... best wings ever. Now, I know why they took over the world.

You should make the pilgrimage too.

(11:30:43 PM) kelley stieh: Hillary liked the flowers you sent me
(11:30:49 PM) kelley stieh: She complimented them
(11:31:16 PM) AllenKll: nice!
(11:31:23 PM) kelley stieh: Yeah
(11:31:34 PM) AllenKll: That's about as close as I'll ever get to meeting a president
(11:31:52 PM) kelley stieh: I was like, uhm my friend sent them to me? She's like awww not a bf?
(11:32:17 PM) AllenKll: at least you didn't lie.
(11:32:29 PM) AllenKll: I would have felt pressure to.
(11:32:42 PM) kelley stieh: I didn't.
(11:32:54 PM) kelley stieh: To what?
(11:33:04 PM) AllenKll: To lie about having a BF.
(11:33:13 PM) kelley stieh: I didn't.
(11:33:36 PM) kelley stieh: I think she said something along the lines of, he's a keeper
(11:33:41 PM) AllenKll: lol
(11:33:53 PM) AllenKll: I HAVE HILLARY CLINTON'S SEAL OF APPROVAL!
(11:34:04 PM) kelley stieh: You do
(11:34:08 PM) kelley stieh: Tell your friends that
(11:34:13 PM) AllenKll: Way yea...

Hot Dogs

Originally From MySpace

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Hot dogs How many hot dogs can you eat in 4 minutes?? I can eat 8. and that put me in second place by 1 dog. at the contest at JFK park today in Sayreville. I must say the "snap it in half and bite down to nothing" strategy is excellent for eating hot dogs. The roughest part of it all was the buns. I thought that there was to be water provided... but i was wrong :( buggers. the guy that won broght his own water for choking down the buns. Next year... I'll be ready. In addition to bringing water, I'll need to increase my jaw muscles... perhaps by chewing lots of taffy :P -allenkll Currently watching : Big Fish Release date: By 27 April, 2004 10:33 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos

My skull bowl came in!

Originally From MySpace

Friday, October 13, 2006

My skull bowl came in! First the devils win.. and then I come home to my Kellogg Pirates of the Caribbean skull bowl! Awesome.. I was hoping it would get here before Halloween, and it did! worth every last bite of the crispix i choked down to get the proper UPC's for this sicker.. This first pic looks like the bowl is eating my wallet! lol! Except that that's not really my wallet... This one is from the back.. this is a big bowl! Like a snack bowl or chip bowl... maybe I'll put halloween candy in it. Laters.. and HAPPY FRIDAY THE XIII -al 8:00 AM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos

~~Krista~~

HOLY BOWL BATMAN! That thing is huge LOL Posted by ~~Krista~~ on Oct 13, 2006 10:39 AM