Chris Knight

Real Name: Val Kilmer. IMDB

Occupation: Senior at Pacific Tech.

Identifying feature: Wears a space alien toy on his head, because if he wears it anywhere else, it chaffs.

Sex life: None that we know of.

What we know about him: He has a dream where he was standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at him.

What we don't: Why he is the only one that has that dream.

Quote exemplifying philosophical stance: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?""

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